Before the hypnosis session at Fort Granger, I was a bundle of raw nerves. |
Humorist/retired lawyer Jack Richards offered hypnotic suggestions while I was blindfolded. |
Early morning reporting essentials at Fort Granger: toilet paper (don't ask), a notebook, and a pen. |
Me:“Hell yes. Let’s do it.”
A millisecond after sending the reply, extreme doubts creep in. Firstly, “Psych major” and “Penn State”? Seems sketchy. Secondly, what if under deep hypnosis I babble about some long-ago transgressions? At West Virginia University, pals and I dangled a small person by his belt from an upper floor of the freshmen dorm. Will Mrs. B seek an annulment if she reads this?
Throwing caution (and potentially 29 years of a solid-gold marriage) into the wind, I head to Franklin at 5:55 a.m. anyway. I am armed with toilet paper (don't ask), a reporter's notebook and pen, and an open mind. Arrival at Fort Granger: 6:21 a.m.Let the hypnosis begin!
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But first, a primer: Built with the aid of Black labor, the fortification on Figuers Bluff above the Harpeth River was completed in early 1863. In its heyday, more than 10,000 Federal soldiers were stationed at Fort Granger and the surrounding area.
During the Battle of Franklin on Nov. 30, 1864, U.S. Army artillery from the fort devastated brigades in William Loring’s division on the Confederates' right flank, roughly a mile away as a cannon ball flies. "After sundown, the sparks of rifle fire and the lightning, thunder and groaning of the heavy cannons was splendid and awe-inspiring for the eye and ear," wrote a German immigrant in the 15th Independent Indiana Artillery Battery who witnessed Granger's guns blazing.
Decades after the war, the fort was left to nature and hobos. Today it’s a fairly well-maintained city park, with paths along massive, well-preserved earthen walls.
No hobos or any other humans are in sight when Jack and I plop our lawn chairs near the middle of Fort Granger. Then he offers his guinea pig hypnotic subject a green-and-white checkered bandana for a blindfold. “Relax,” Jack tells me. “Put this on.” I envision early rising fort walkers thinking, “Why is the man in a lawn chair holding that other man hostage at 6:35 a.m.?”
Stay off the earthworks! |
The next 25 minutes are a blur of hypnotic suggestions and historical tidbits.
“Tune out everything,” Jack says.
“Concentrate on my voice.”
“Focus on your feet.”
"Focus on your knees."
And then come words that make me feel really queasy: “Focus on your thighs. They are the biggest part of our bodies, and we rarely think about them.”
And then come words that make me feel really queasy: “Focus on your thighs. They are the biggest part of our bodies, and we rarely think about them.”
Oh, Lord.
Our hypnosis session was held near the middle of Fort Granger. |
I nod off into some strange netherworld. You’d probably feel the same if you drank a few cheap beers, burned incense, and watched The Twilight Zone on Netflix.
“Union troops hanged two Confederate spies here on June 9, 1863,” Jack says.
“Fort Granger guns, commanded by Captain Giles Cockerill, tore at the Confederates with vicious enfilade fire.”
“Fort Granger fired 163 rounds during the battle, or about 40 per gun.”
“Think about the passage of time.”
Now I’m not saying I was transported back to Nov. 30, 1864, but I did hear while under hypnosis church bells playing “My Country, Tis Of Thee” / ”God Save The Queen” and roosters crowing. Who knows if those sounds were real? I also heard cannon fire, but that was just my hypnotist playing a YouTube clip practically inside my eardrum.
Afterward, Jack and I compare notes and listen to “La Wally,” an excellent operatic song, from his robust Spotify collection. It's an otherwordly experience, for sure. Then a dog walker finally shows up, no doubt wondering what the oddballs in the lawn chairs are up to.
“Hypnohistory,” Jack calls our session.
“Is that a thing?” I ask.
“It is now.”
An overgrown area near the war-time entrance of the fort. |
We chuckle as only two Civil War nerds can.
Hypnotist Jack Richards walks on a trail near an imposing, earthen wall at Fort Granger. |
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- Fout, Frederick, The Darkest Days of the Civil War, 1864 and 1865, Translation of Fout’s 1902 Die Schwersten Tage des Bürgerkriegs, 1864-1865.
That was a laugh out loud kinda post!!!
ReplyDeletePotential time machine???!!!
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ReplyDeleteMy great-grandfather and his brother (125th OVI) helped build Ft. Granger. Family lore has preserved a conversation between them standing together admiring their handiwork upon completion. "Wesley, someday men will visit here and under hypnosis and with a roll of toilet paper (what we'd give for a couple of those !) under his arm endeavor to time travel back to this very spot to seek a mind expanding understanding of what occurred here...or to write an Internet blog."
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty funny, Fish. You might need to go on tour. :)
DeleteI really enjoy your blog, and also your humor! It’s great reading!
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